My thoughts on:
Lindsey Lohan: Lord, but she was cute in The Parent Trap. What the heck happened? AND WHERE IN GOD'S NAME IS HER MOTHER??? Oh, right...partying hearty right along beside her. Little Lindsey has not been well-served by the people who are supposed to love her the most.
Melinda Doolittle: My favorite American Idol. She wuz robbed!! Get this girl into a recording studio YESTERDAY.
Star Wars: My favorite movie. 30 years. Mercy me.
Mike and Mike in the Morning: My new favorite morning show.
Gene Simmons' Family Jewels: My new favorite DVR show. Move over, Dog. Good boy.
Comic Life: My new favorite time-waster. Thanks a BUNCH, Dee. Really.
Amanda: My new favorite Wal-mart cashier!
The Excellent Adventure:

What a strange and wonderful trip this will be!! The fun starts Saturday...